Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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