I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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