I skipped work to stalk him.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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