Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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