Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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