I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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