S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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