STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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