went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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