If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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