But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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