We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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