Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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