The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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