Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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