Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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