He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
These tits shall not be calmed
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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