My brain says no but my pants say off.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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