Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My feet surprised me
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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