Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
