She said her name was "party"
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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