no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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