i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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