I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
This girl is more easily done than said...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
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It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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