just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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