shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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