As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I AM VODKA MAN
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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