just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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