But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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