at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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