They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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