dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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