I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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