Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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