ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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