Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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