I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize