what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
