I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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