i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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