Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Randomize
