would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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