Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
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we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
ok first of all what the fuck
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