I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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