Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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