You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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