And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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