Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
