Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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