8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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