That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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