Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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