did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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