i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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